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Comebacks for friends
- I've just come back from the Beauticians
- Pity it was closed...
- I've changed my mind...
- Excellent, so does the new one work better?
- Why do you smell funny?
- It's called Soap - don't think you've ever smelt it before...
- I've been asked to get married over a hundreds times.
- Yeah, but your parents don't count...
- I reckon you'd make a great exchange student.
- Wow, you really think so?
- Yes, we might be able to exchange you for someone nice.
Man - Woman comebacks
Man: So, how do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
- Is this seat empty?
- Yes, and this one will be too, if you sit down.
- You're Ugly.
- And you're quite good looking... for a Gorilla, that is...
- Your place or mine?
- Both. You are going to yours, and I'm going to mine.
Man: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
Woman: What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?
- Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
- Go to hell!
- Say, haven't we met before?
- Yes, I'm the head Nurse at the VD clinic.
- Hey there, haven't I seen you some place before?
- Yes, and that's why I don't go there anymore.
- I can tell that you want me.
- You know, you're dead right... I want you to go away!
Wife: Darling, do you think I'll lose my looks as I get older?
You: With luck, yes.
- You look like a dream.
- So, go back to sleep.
Man: I'd go through anything for you.
Woman: Let's start with your bank account.
- May I have the last dance?
- You've just had it.
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Comments
You are very bad man, you diss the wrong motherfucker. You think Osama won't diss you back biotch.
[Verse 1:]
Things just ain't the same for Osama,
So much drama,
Since the World Trade Bombings,
And the Pentagon got the whole world calling
Me to kill all of congress, like... [blurred]
The Strangest things can happen to an Afghan
When people get wrapped up in Islam and Allah,
Then some shiteaters fly planes and wreak havoc,
Then go drop the blame on Bin Laden.
Now I got a faggot-ass rapper attacking me
With this gangsta rap, like I'm not gonna battle,
Dr Dre? The man wasn't done shit since NWA
And gave Eazy-E AIDS.
Don't make shoot night on your fat ass,
You homofucker, you ain't the only one goin' platinum.
Osama Bin Laden, keeping it gangsta,
Fuck Dr Dre, I'm the Aftermath.
You are very bad man, you diss the wrong motherfucker. You think Osama won't diss you back biatch.
Things just ain't the same for Osama,
So much drama,
Since the World Trade Bombings,
And the Pentagon got the whole world calling
Me to kill all of congress, like... [blurred]
The Strangest things can happen to an Afghan
When people get wrapped up in Islam and Allah,
Then some shiteaters fly planes and wreak havoc,
Then go drop the blame on Bin Laden.
Now I got a faggot-ass rapper attacking me
With this gangsta rap, like I'm not gonna battle,
Dr Dre? The man wasn't done shit since NWA
And gave Eazy-E AIDS.
Don't make shoot night on your fat ass,
You homofucker, you ain't the only one goin' platinum.
Osama Bin Laden, keeping it gangsta,
Fuck Dr Dre, I'm the Aftermath.
sounds just like u